If you’re wondering what you should do with your life, then you must take heed of this call to action that popped into my inbox this morning:

The Fundamentaloids now must know, speaking in the vulgar argot of this planet. I was told that Jim and we shall talk of far more interesting things. Music. You must friend. Somewhere underground so my jaw radio probably wouldn’t work.

Go forth friends: we must travel underground.

Just don’t bother taking your jaw radios.

Have a fab weekend!

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14 Responses to Pay Close Attention

  1. evil twinz says:

    Why take a jaw radio when you can take an eardrum MP3? Or an elbow DVD?

    This spam is so out of date.

    Dazza

  2. Lucy says:

    Erm, quite.

  3. Helen Smith says:

    I doubt very much that it’s spam. It seems like a dire warning of some kind. Significant that it’s 29th Feb, don’t you think?

    We must try and find this Jim and…

  4. Lucy says:

    Oh crap! I didn’t think of that. I know several James, but no Jims. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

    I’ll email James Moran just in case.

  5. Anya says:

    My brother is called Jim! I will phone him and report back immediately.

  6. Chip Smith says:

    I used to play bass for The Fundamentaloids 😉

  7. Anya says:

    Okay, here’s what my brother Jim said:

    Why the hell are you calling me? You know I’m on frigging nights you bitch.

    Wise words.

  8. Rach says:

    And while we’re on f***king. In the vulgar argot of this planet Matt Damon really needs f***king see this.
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pFTAY7MF8

    (Sorry, can’t put links in comments yet but the Shooters bulletin has it.)

  9. Lucy says:

    Marvellous Rach, seen that! Well-wicked, innit.

    So: Ben Affleck or Matt Damon by the mini bar?

    Your votes please.

  10. Rach says:

    Can’t I order a birthday cake instead?

  11. Rach says:

    Oh you have to watch the youtube clip to get that one. There again men or cake…..hmmm tough one.

  12. Rach says:

    And it has been pointed out to me that “Matt Damon really needs f***king see this” means something very different from “Matt Damon really needs TO f***king see this”

    Blasted biscuit crumbs in keyboard!

  13. Dave says:

    Glad you corrected that cos, I read these posts too.

    Rachael’s Other Half.

  14. Jason Arnopp says:

    Lucy, since when have you taken to posting my private messages to you on the internet?!

    The jaw radio is MY invention, do you hear me? The world is not ready.

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