Okay, both Jason and Piers have been cyber-bullying me into organising another Scribosocial, despite the plain fact they both live in bloody London and I’m the Outsider. But we all know women are better at organising stuff than men – and let’s face it fellas, better all round! ; ) – so here we go, three things for ya.
1.Tell me when’s a good date for you.
2. Tell me where you want to meet.
3. Tell me what it is you want to do – meal, drinking, debauchery, poking gerbils with sticks etc. I’m sure we can cater for all tastes.
Also, someone give me a place to stay please as I’m way too broke with this stupid house move for even a sodding travelodge. Two conditions: you have to be non-perverted and not an axe murderer. I know I’m asking a lot of you reprobates, but surely someone amongst you doesn’t have homicide or nudie stuff in mind. Life’s too stressful at the moment for waking up to find rood pictures of me and the goldfish on the internet. Some other time, maybe. But now? Bit much for my schedule.
So: I’ll review all the comments/emails I get and make a decision based solely on democracy ie. where I want to go…
P.S. Ever wondered how shit movies make it to the screen? I think this article provides a pretty good insight! Night, night.